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Mojo Workout 102: The Return of Gentleman Matt!

Mojo Workout 102: The Return of Gentleman Matt!

Gentleman Matt has returned! Join the Mojo crew in welcoming back Gentleman Matt to the fold… And Michael Kaiser as well! This was a fun show and you should probably just download it now and listen. Even Silky made an … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 101: Back Seat Gyro Meat

Mojo Workout 101: Back Seat Gyro Meat

I can’t honestly tell you what we talked about on this episode because I don’t remember. Must have been good! Nah, it was probably bollocks. Download and find out for yourself. Hosts this time around were Dratsum, Lonesome, Mag and … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 100: Some Kind of Milestone?

Mojo Workout 100: Some Kind of Milestone?

The 100th episode of Mojo Workout! You’d think for such a milestone, we would have been able to muster a decent sized crew. Not on Mojo Workout! Nope, episode 100 came and went with little to no fanfare. We celebrated … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 99: A to Zed

This week’s Mojo Workout was brought to you by the letter, “Z.” There was a lot of geeky beer talk this time around, a trip to the Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame and probably some other stuff, too. … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 98: We Drank the Kool-Aid

The world didn’t end, but we drank the Kool-Aid anyway (yeah, we know it was Flavor Aid). Mojo Workout returned after nearly a month off and no one noticed. The (Faux) Rock N Roll Hall of Fame was visited and … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 97: Banana Hammock

The ship sailed two weeks in a row! Who’da thunk it? We packed this show full of stuff, too! Mojobituaries! A Gregorian Rant! A congratulations to a crew member! The Rock N Roll Hall of Fame! Banana Hammocks! Other stuff … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 96: Bromo Seltzer

After stuffing ourselves with the turkey-bird on Thursday, we decided to sail the SS Mojo to work off some calories, or let off some steam, or something like that. A good time was had, I think, although this was two … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 95: Three Days to Led Zeppelin

After a couple weeks off, Mojo Workout returned for yet another episode of nonsense and silliness. Get it from the usual sources and then wonder why you bothered to download it in the first place. Hosts this voyage were Kaiser, … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 94: La Cucaracha

The Mojo Workout crew returned to finish what we started: The REAL Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. Yes, we finally reached the end of this chapter, at least for the next few months. We’re trying to figure out what … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 93: I

Hey, we did another Mojo Workout tonight! I’m too tired to write about what transpired. Download and listen to it for yourself. Hosts this time around were Kaiser, Lonesome, Mag and Jorge. Points were slices of Huckleberry Pie. Listen to … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 92: Rose Colored Tulip Glasses

On International James Bond Day and the anniversary of Steve Jobs’ death, the S.S. Mojo Workout set sail once again. This episode contained talk of beer glassware, a Gregorian Rant about the Faux Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, a … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 91: It Lives!

After something like 41 days, the crew of the Mojo Workout finally set sail again. It felt just like the first time. We almost forgot how to sail the ship. Sail it we did, though, and here’s the proof. Mag … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 90: Edited Down

This Mojo Workout happened so long ago, we can’t remember what we talked about. All we know is that we did a whole lot of talking. Four and a half hours worth to be exact, and a lot of the … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 89: Pot Luck

Not only did we finally get enough people together to have a Mojo Workout, there was nearly a full crew on the ship for this voyage! We did some catching up since it had been so long, and by the … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 88: Caterpillar Fungus

Mojo Workout returned this week to bring more trauma to your ears. This time around we talked about whiskey, closets, hot peppers, guns and of course, we took a trip to the Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. Points … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 87: A Cup Full of Poo

Mojo Workout is officially 2 years old! To celebrate that, we got nearly a full crew to hop on board the ship. Even the elusive Michael Kaiser stepped in to captain for a while! Highlights of the show were cups … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 86: Jellied Moose Nose

Mojo Workout appears when you least expect it to serve up disgusting food points. This week revolved around Lonesome’s ailments, the weather, there was a Gregorian rant about Facebook, Jorge broke the news that Crazy Cavan & the Rhythm Rockers … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 85: Maggot Mac N Cheese

A Mojo Workout happened tonight! Not sure how it happened, but we actually got three crew members together to take the SS Mojo Workout on a voyage. We talked about Richard Dreyfuss, beer, kids doing bad things, Canadian psychopaths, beer, … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 84: Man Stew

Wow, the SS Mojo Workout sailed two weeks in a row, and it was a packed ship, too! Scott Hudson joined us. Dratsum brought his better half. Mag’s better half made an appearance at the end of the show. There … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 83: The Return!

The Golden Voice returned! Yes, our Captain, Michael Kaiser, made a last minute, surprise return to Mojo Workout, and we were really happy he did! It was great to have him back steering the ship, and hopefully he’ll be back … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 82: Pizza Whore

Here we are with episode 82 of Mojo Workout! Michael Kaiser is on paternity leave, so us lowly crew members had to man the ship without him. Scary! Gentleman Matt stepped up to the plate to command the ship and … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 80: Serving up the Clown Bologna

80 episodes of Mojo Workout! That’s well over a week of continuous nonsense and silliness if you listened to all the episodes back to back. We dare you to try! The Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame segment was … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 79: Chris Dodd is a Punk (And Not the Good Kind)

Sailing on the S.S. Mojo Workout this week we teach you the proper way to make a Gibson, we talk about the RIAA and Chris Dodd, there’s a birthday shout out to William Shatner, and of course, the Real Rock … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 78: The Pizza Man Cometh

This week on the S.S. Mojo Workout we get an update on the Pizza Man from Gentleman Matt, there’s talk of Man Camp, Apple computer machines, P.O.R.K., and of course, the Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame as only … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 77: Silky Gentleman Matt

This time around Scott Hudson of the Ledge joins the Mojo crew to bring some much needed professionalism, and we are also joined by Sean of the Jinxes. Gentleman Matt introduces the world to “Silky Gentleman Matt,” hilarity ensues and … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 76: Itty Bitty Teenie Weenie

The S.S. Mojo Workout set sail once again, paying tribute to the late Davy Jones of the Monkees and Louisiana Red, debating copyright laws and downloading, clarifying tea-time and of course – the Real Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame, … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 75: Hot Nuts

Three hours of Hot Nuts, Gregorian Rants, Mojobituaries, stuff, and of course – the Real Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame! Only aboard the S.S. Mojo Workout. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 74: Made Of Beggin Strips

When one puppy says to the other, “hey, that whole thing is made of Beggin’ Strips!”, you have to put a stop to sleeping on the pig. Solve that mystery and visit the real Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 73: Zombie Telly Savalas

After a two week sabbatical of travels in far-off exotic lands we introduce you to the wonderful world of Zombie Telly Savalas, vicariously through the mad, mad adventures Brian “Dratsum” Hyde. Plus talk of prized pigs, and Eddie Munster, Russell … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 72: My Little Bronie

For the 72nd voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout we hop on our cartoon horses with rainbows bursting from their butts and activate our Wonder Twin powers to take the shape of a My Little Pony and the form of … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 71: Slot Canyon Asada

71st voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout is worth the price of admission (FREE!) for Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt’s opening tale alone. Not to mention that we have super-cool special guest, Scott Hudson for his second journey aboard the fastest ship … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 70: iBreastfed

Extra-long voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout is perfect for a whole week of commuting! What happened in this episode, you axe? Heck, we don’t remember. Its been two days since it aired. But, the RNR HOF took over an … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 69: Bugger My Buttocks

Happy New Year, Red Shirts! Skiffle me this: what better place to celebrate than aboard the Starship Mojo Workout? Beats floating bodily through space, at any rate. We dish out Pork and Sour Kraut for good luck, go over the … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 68: Snackin

The special X-mas voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout complete with cups of egg nog, Mojobituaries for Jon AnChovie and Kim Jong Il-no more, and the grand opening of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Ho-Ho-Hokey as all get-out! … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 67: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

On the 67th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout we have decided to create something called the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Mojo Workout 66: Nine Out Of Ten

The Cat From Outer Space is aboard the 66th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout. And, he too, poops in a box. Celebrating the birthday of Little Richard, the passing of Hubert Sumlin, and poppin’ Candied Pecans like they were… … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 65: Truck Nuts

Don a pair of truck nuts to ward off predators! We’ll show you how on the 65th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout. Includes live freeway reports on the Southern California blackout by St. Jorge the Sectmaniac, and a special … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 64: Ghastly Poutine and Sinister Gravy

To the Curdmobile! on voyage 64 of the Mojo Workout with special guest, Russell Quan – spinning phorty phives over the phone, and mixing spaghetti and cap ‘n crunches. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Jorge Sectmaniac, Gentleman Matt (aka Ghastly … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 63: Seven Days Of Mojo

That’s right! Seven days of Mojo Workout makes one weak. This recording of the live show is so old that we haven’t the foggiest idea what went on, but rest assured its the same type of stuff that has gone … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 62: Turducken

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… this episode aired live. We don’t remember what it was about, but there was something about turducken. Listen for yourself to fill in the blanks. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 61: Burlap Sack

Special “where did the time go” extra long voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! For three hours and forty-five minutes we sidle up behind you and gently whisper “burlap sack” in your ear. We’ll do it again next week, too… … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 60: Double Decker Hot Tub

Special Halloween voyage of the Mojo Workout sees the return of Jason “Big Guy” Snyderman! And that is po-lenty spooky. We celebrate in a double-decker hot tub powered by fog machines. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 59: Six Foot Four

Billy Childish is an archive from 1959, and that has nothing to do with this episode other than that the last two characters are the same as this show’s number. Except, possibly, that Brian Hyde is actually six-foot-four. And that’s … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 58: Technical Difficulties

Mojo Workin’-out the technical difficulties on this 58th voyage. A favorite catch-phrase finally gets its own spotlight show title! Originally aired a long time ago. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 57: Aggressively Passive

The laziest show on Internet Radio! Just when you thought the Mojo Workout couldn’t get any more slack and lazy, it just did. In this milestone episode we’ve reached a new low. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian Hyde Listen … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 56: Electric Cigarette Review

The show notes for the 56th (though, it really isn’t) voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout consist entirely of non-descriptive text followed by links and reminders. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 55: Belly Shirts

Put on your red, pre-stained Mojo bull riding belly shirt and get goofy on this 55th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout. We have Bavarians for you! Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 54: Stinky Big Heads

This voyage is filled with Stinky Heads in a Gun Club populated by Jack the Ripper. Vote Loony; you know it makes sense! Extremely silly. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 53: Voice Of Doom

Grab yourself a big, juicy Tuna Eyeball and a tasty beverage and jam those earbuds deep in your ear canal for the 53rd voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! Heap big hoot and holler. What more do you need? Listen … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 52: Cat Heads Again

Mr. Stevie Tombstone joins the crew again to set the recipe for Cat Head Biscuits straight once and for all. Two dollops of mayonnaise!! Plus he shares a heap of tracks from his forthcoming Farmageddon Records e.p., Slow Drunken Watlz. … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 51: Lost A Surfer

Jorge Sectmaniac likens being on the road with the South Bay Surfers to herding cats – while recounting his recent trip with our heroes. Mag gives a history lesson on Guy Fawkes and another Magnificent Moment. Greg left the house; … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 50: Hacky Sack

Reunited and it feels sooooo good on the 50th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! Listen as Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Thee Gentleman Jazz Hands-Spirit Fingers-Love Holster-Man Cave-BM-Keister-Monkey Knuckle-Team Member-Vitamin D-Snazzy Boy-Kiddie Pool-Super User Diplo-Matt, Jorge Sectmaniac, and Brian “Dratsum” … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 49: Decidedly British

Voyage number 49 of the S.S. Mojo Workout. This whole show is one big Magnificent Moment, as our resident Brit, Mag joins us for the whole shebang. This show is about 3 weeks old, too. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 48: Tank Pock

The 1 year anniversary voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! Includes special guest John Gibbs of the Kaisers, the Wildebeests, the Masonics, and much more. Plus all the craziness you expect: Celebrity BowlerSkating, Mojobituaries, Gregorian Rants, Food, the best music … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 47: Finger Puppets

Here is your show notes: Mojo Workout 47 is filled with the same silliness as the preceding shows, but better! Includes a new and improved Magnificent Moments segment, and two (2) Gregorian Rants. Plus Finger Puppets. Listen to Mojo Workout … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 46: The Possibilities Are Pantless

Show notes are dumb. This is Mojo Workout episode 46, Red Shirts! Chock full of the unusual silliness you’ve come to expect: Celebrity BowlerSkating, Gregorian Rants, Magnificent Moments, Mojobituaries, and more. We’s giving out Knuckle Sandwiches; doing Mad Libs; celebrating … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 45: We Are Unitard

The entire crew is together again for the first time on this 45th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! Includes a memorial for Stiv Bators, a Mojobituary for Jack “Dr. Death” Kevorkian, a magnificent Magnificent Moment, a Gregorian Rant (by … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 44: Cat Crap Coffee

Second verse, same as the first! The 44th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout includes super-special guest, Scott Hudson of The Ledge, to add some class to a classless society of Internet Radio goofballs. Mucho lightning dodging hi-jinx, including Celebrity … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 43: Booger In The Pocket

The 1st 12 minutes of Mojo Workout 43 were raptured! If you weren’t listening live you’ll never know what secrets those

Mojo Workout 42: Mummified By A Space Heater

For the Forty-Tooth voyage of the S.S. Mojo we finally shed the thin veneer of seriousness and get silly! Three Mojobituaries – for Ed Wood’s favorite girl, Dolores Fuller; Skatalites drummer, Lloyd Knibb; and 50 Foot Woman, Yvette Vickers. Our … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 41: Somewhere I

The 41st voyage of the S.S. Mojo feature a feat of daring never before attempted: Brian “Dratsum” Hyde broadcasts live whilst traversing 4 states in two modes of transportation! Plus the usual form of silliness, including a Gregorian Rant, another … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 40: Volume Tablets

The 40th voyage! Red Shirts assemble for the celebration jam-packed with Celebrity BowlerSkating, Mojobituaries for Huey Meaux and Poly Styrene, another Magnificent Moment, a group Gregorian Rant about so-called “Royal” weddings, and pounding sounds that will knock your melon right … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 39: Performance Art For The Visually Impaired

Mojo Workout 39 is chock fulla more Rock ‘n’ Roll, Celebrity BowlerSkating, Gregorian Rants, Cactus Apples, and Art than you can shake a tail-feather at! Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 38: You Can

The weekly Punk Rock Knitting Circle gathers again! This time we’ve got no less than three (3) Gregorian Rants about birds, record stores and the US Postmaster General & his (or her) horde of happy, helpful t-shirt snatchers. Celebrity BowlerSkating … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 37: Am I R2-D2n?

Just in time for this week’s live show is last week’s show! Plenty of the usual dopiness, but with a new segment. Listen to the very 1st Magnificent Moments mixed in with Celebrity BowlerSkating, Mojobituaries, y mucho mas. Points: Pie … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 36: Unibrow Art With Russell And Mike

Seeing as how April Fools is a High Holy Day on the S.S. Mojo Workout we’ve got tomfoolery in spades for all you Red Shirts in Mojo land courtesy of Russell Quan and Michael “Daddy Love” Lucas! Extra special treat … Continue reading

Mojo Workout 33: Bela Lugosi

Set engines to full – Warp drive style, even on this week’s three hour tour. Chock full of Celebrity BowlerSkating, Gregorian Rants, Mojobituaries, the best music you’ll hear anywhere, and the usual silliness you’ve come to expect from the radio … Continue reading